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Man, do we get some wacko mail!

Collected right here is all the fine correspondence that Tommy has read on the air on Car Talk. If you heard it on the show, you'll find it here.

2003
December 20 "Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast"—and other obfuscated Christmas carols
December 13 Car Sale Hassles Top Complaint List
December 6 Geography test questions
November 29 A Fun Game
November 22 Did you know this?
You know you're living in 2003 when…
November 15 Confused on a higher level
November 8 Puzzler, not so bogus
November 1 New standardized hand signals
October 25 Could life get any harder?
October 18 New Age Corporate and Investment Acronyms
October 4 Bumper Stickers For Women
September 27 Positives and Negatives
September 20 Road Safety's RS-1000 Black Box
Tritrack's Moderator Teenage Driving Monitor
September 13 Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names
Young Women in the Driver's Seat
September 6 Divine Justice: Sequoia lands on SUV
Fan Mail (If You Can Call It That)
Tommy's Little Brain Test
August 30 Volvo Dope Slap
Kansas Is Flatter than a Pancake
Really, Truly Bad Puns
August 23 She was So Blonde…
Bulwer-Lytton 2003 Winners
August 16 If Airlines Sold Paint…
You May Be Italian If…
August 9 World History According to College Students
A Woman's Facts About Men
August 2 Can't Men Be Right Even Once?
You Know You're from Boston When…
Re-Released Boomer Tunes
July 26 CEO-Nistas
It's Good to be a Woman
July 19 Tom and Ray: guilty of shamelessly flirting with female callers?
The psychologist is in: Tommy shares the Oreo personality test
July 12 Genie in a Bottle
July 5 Faith and Begorra! Personal Ads from Ireland
Actual Entries from Qantas Maintenance Logs
June 28 Amazing Anagrams
June 21 Washington Post Below the Beltway
June 7 Declarified Proverbs
May 31 Really Bad Country Song Titles
May 24 What the Unmotivated Are Doing for You
Goodbye My Coney Island Baby
April 26 Adult Ed Classes for Men
April 19 Who Reads What and Why
April 12 Senior Personal Ads
April 5 Top Bumper Stickers Seen Around the World
March 29 Women Over 40, By Frank Kaiser
March 22 Washington Post Below the Beltway
March 15 Aging Is a Matter of Perspective
March 8 Tom and Ray's Somewhat Famous Saukerkraut Pierogi
March 1 Legal Observations
February 22 That Puzzler Has Punch!
February 15 It's All in The Attitude
February 8 Used Car Salesman Comes Clean
February 1 Move Over, Border Collie…
January 25 George Carlin's Quotes on Aging
January 18 Road Rules: India versus New England
January 11 Settle a Saudi Bet…
January 4 Friendship Is…
Great Bits of Wisdom for Our Time


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