
Puzzler, 5/9/98: Back In Black
RAY: We're back. You're listening to Car Talk with us, Click and
Clack, the Tappet Brothers and we're here to discuss cars, car
repair and the new puzzler.
TOM: Yeah. Automotive or non-automotive? Semi-automotive or
quasi-automotive? Is it quasi-automotive, master?
RAY: It's automotive without being mechanical in nature --
TOM: Ah.
RAY: Or technical in nature.
TOM: Oh, very good.
RAY: So to speak.
TOM: Not even technical in nature.
RAY: And it's somewhat historic and folkloric and maybe bogus.
Now, that's another component.
TOM: Is this one of those puzzlers that you thought of while
you were in your car and that's what makes it automotive?
RAY: No, this came across my desk recently.
TOM: Really?
RAY: I've always wanted to say that, because it sounds so erudite
and elegant instead of -- this was slid under the bathroom door -- which is more likely.
TOM: Came across your desk.
RAY: Came across my desk and actually and I've read this several times
from other sources and this came from Bill Daniels from I don't
know, some place in outer space, or cyberspace, or who knows, but
many people have sent this and he says... Well, do I have to read
this stuff about the previous puzzlers being pretty lame?
TOM: No, you can leave it.
RAY: I don't need to.
TOM: You can skip right over that.
RAY: It's so lame, he says, "Oh bad." Geez, Bill, that wasn't
nice. He says, "Henry Ford was falsely credited with inventing
the automobile." We know that Henry Ford didn't invent the
automobile.
TOM: Of course, he didn't invent the auto.
RAY: And also was falsely credited with inventing mass production
which, we think, he didn't.
TOM: Yeah.
RAY: Anyway, he did one thing right. He created the Model T. He
did, indeed. The car was so different since it started out
expensive. Dah-dah-dah. I don't need to read all that stuff
because it's unimportant and he was responsible for the following
statement. You can get a Model T in any color you want as long as
it's black.
TOM: Yeah.
RAY: Now, black is a morbid color. Now, before people start
e-mailing me that black is not a color. We will stipulate that
black is not a color.
TOM: Fine.
RAY: Black is the absence of a color and as any good bodyman
knows you wouldn't paint a car black if you didn't
have to, because black shows all the imperfections.
TOM: And when you want to repaint it? What do you do? Go to the
paint store and the guys says, "What color you paint you want?" You say," I
don't want any."
RAY: No color paint. I don't want a color.
TOM: I don't. What are you doing in here? I don't know. So,
black is a color.
RAY: Black. Right. Sure. For the sake of this puzzler black is
a color --
TOM: What are you going to call that color?
RAY: And the question very simply is why did Henry Ford choose
black?
TOM: His brother-in-law was in the business.
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